Monday, March 14, 2005


I did another of those tests at the OKCupid site: this one having to do with alcohol knowledge.

My results?

Congratulations! You're 109 proof, with specific scores in beer (20) , wine (100), and liquor (104).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 23% on proof
You scored higher than 84% on beer index
You scored higher than 94% on wine index
You scored higher than 95% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Something tells me I may want to cut back on the bar-hopping for a while. Either that, or pay more attention to the girls.